Nevermind jokes

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

Nevermind, it's retarded.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Did you hear the rumors about butter?

Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.