Nevermind jokes
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Nevermind, it's retarded.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Nerverack.
went (DYM 134).
You're really...
WJE officially a gone memory.
was (DYM 62).
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
Oh fuck no 💀
I ALWAYS SAY THIS
Community talk
Nevermind. I'm leaving for good since this website is always retarded. Good riddance!
Cheesy Joke Of The Day: Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Nevermind, it's not that gouda.
Ok nevermind GG Miller. You may not be one of (((them))), your degenerate country (America) is brainwashed into worshipping the Sabbath on a Saturday like (((them))). Not on the Sunday (like Christians). Sorry I lashed out at you. I just hate (((them))) because they are very sinister, conniving, monsters, and they destroy nations. (((They))) are literally parasites, and people do nothing about them because they have been brainwashed.