Nevermind jokes

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

Nevermind, it's retarded.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Did you hear the rumors about butter?

Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.