"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
UwU Mommy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenut. So, this dude says his "balls" (ya know, his family jewels) are callin' someone "mommy." Then Jonny is all like, "Hold up, that ain't right!" It's funny 'cause it's weird and kinda wrong, like when you try to use a fork to eat soup.