I Ate Appiness

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, pal. The joke is that if you take the "hs" off "I hate happiness" you get "I ate appiness", which is a kinda silly thing to say. You probably drool on yourself when you try to drink.

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