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What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt!"

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."