Say jokes
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Memes
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.