What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
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What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
