What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga đ§ââď¸ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Say Jokes
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appĂŠtit!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldnât hear him.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
