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What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
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What did the egg say to the tuna?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?