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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This is a pun. Get it? A "bar" is a piece of metal you dingus, not a place to get a drink. The man hit himself on the bar, and that's why he said, "Ouch!" You probably walk into things all the time, you clumsy oaf.

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