What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, a fish swims up to a dam, right? Now, 'dam' sounds like 'damn'. The fish is literally saying 'dam water', but it sounds like he's cursing like a sailor. You probably fall for that kinda wordplay all the time, genius.