A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this bear, right? Total lush. He's pounding back scotch like it's water and begging the rabbit for more. Now, the rabbit? He ain't no fool. He knows a drunk bear is a smelly, sloppy mess. The rabbit's all, "Hell naw!" which is basically rabbit for, "I ain't dealing with your drunk ass!" Which is kinda smart since you probably still believe in the tooth fairy.
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It makes no sense not funny at all