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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Memes
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.