An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Say Jokes
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
What did the egg say to the tuna?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
