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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

what sayd the man to the woman??

go to the kitchen lol

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is, " wii wii"

i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

what did the snake say to the mouse ?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

What name is easy to say in Spanish!? Marissa

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... how mae Ingers am I hoing up

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

I would name my dog five miles so I could say I walk five miles every day but today I ran over five miles

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.