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A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"