What did the man say to his wife, wanna play
what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You COMPLETE me”
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
I've got your BACKSIDE covered
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Wat did rapboats mom say to rapboat? Is it in yet?
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs ha ha!
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
