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How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”