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Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.