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I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”