What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver's License says "to be continued on the back"
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go-Read a book
what did the indian person say to the lady curry up will you
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.
