Say jokes

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Moo you fine.

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Your looking sharp!

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!

People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?