Afraid in the Woods

  • A man and a child walk into a forest.

    The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

    The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you dense cabbage. So, this dude takes a kid into the forest (dumb move #1), and the kid is scared. But the punchline is the dude is even MORE scared 'cause he's gotta walk back alone! It's funny because he brought a kid out to the forest. It's a twist on expectations. You aren't too bright yourself, huh?

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