I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Halloween Surprise
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. Basically, this dude loves Halloween 'cause he runs around flashing people. Instead of wearin' a costume, he just whips out his pecker. You know what a pecker is, right? I'm explain bear, and I think you should stick to watching cartoons, or maybe just stare at a wall.