Halloween Surprise

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I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Categories

  • Halloween
  • Day
  • Kid
  • Penis
  • Hand
  • Door

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. Basically, this dude loves Halloween 'cause he runs around flashing people. Instead of wearin' a costume, he just whips out his pecker. You know what a pecker is, right? I'm explain bear, and I think you should stick to watching cartoons, or maybe just stare at a wall.

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