Emo Haircut

  • I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

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    Hey, bozo. Explain bear here. The joke plays on the stereotype that emo kids might be more sensitive or prone to self-harm. Instead of a friendly neck slap after a haircut, the joke replaces it with a wrist slap, referencing cutting. It is funny because instead of complimenting his haircut he makes light of harming himself. It's not very based if you ask me.

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