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As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"