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A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"