Say jokes
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, βWhat is this β a joke?β
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Memes
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Denise.
What more is there to say?