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I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?

"Sari."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Denise.

What more is there to say?