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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?