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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."