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What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”