Say jokes
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Memes
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Denise.
What more is there to say?
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...