What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Say Jokes
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
