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Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!