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What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Memes
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!