Say jokes
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Memes
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”