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Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"