Say jokes

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?

Search up biblically accurate angels.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”