I'll Do What You Say

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This isn't a joke, it's a challenge! The author is saying they'll do whatever someone tells them to in the comments, but they can only be 2-4 hours away from Gloucestershire. Gloucestershire, by the way, is a county in England. I bet you did not even know that. And South Gloucestershire is another place close by. It sounds like a great way to waste time and do something dumb.