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What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.