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When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?

"Sari."

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.