Saw jokes

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.