Saw jokes

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.