Saw jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Saw (DYM 69).

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"