Saw jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Saw (DYM 69).
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."