Saw jokes
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Saw (DYM 69).
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."