Saw jokes

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."