Lil Johnny Looked A lil Bonny But then when he saw tommy he decided to bomb me
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
i saw a poor man and i gave him money and he said, nope i don,t need money so i gave him and he punch me for no reason.
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip
I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there little balls
The day I saw people asking lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like : wait so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day, one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golfclubs
I must of drove that chihuahua 300 yards
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck? Polly want a quacker.
Worst joke ever.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
