Saw jokes

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!