Saw

Saw jokes

Terrorist

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Dad

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Hairline

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Memes

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Sister

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Loner

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Lola

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Nickel

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Mama

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Robbery

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Lucy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.