Saw jokes

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Saw (DYM 69).

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!