Saw jokes

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"