Saw jokes

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.

In a porn video!

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.