When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that youβre fat, until they saw your mom.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasnβt even my sister anymore...
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
