My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
clap em sis!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
