Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
Why are santa's balls so big? because he comes (cums) once a year
Why don't chinaease people believe in santa claus there the ones that make the toyd
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
why is Santa so jolly, because he knows where the naughty girls live
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
