What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
If the grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
