How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Your forehead is so big , u can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
