Sandwich jokes

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?

In their launch box! 🚀📦😂

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.