She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!
U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like
bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
bread