Sandwich jokes

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."

Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?

2 slices of Brad.

If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Bunger.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

Peanut butter 🧈?

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Mustard

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."