Sandwich jokes
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Mustard
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.