Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
If I was any more inbred I'd be a sandwich
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
Mustard
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
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People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
