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Heroin Monkey

A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."

Mr. CheezFartz

Of course!

A photograph shows a slice of bread placed on top of a huge block of cheese. A second slice of bread is visible underneath the cheese block. Above the cheese, the text reads: "Because there's no such thing as too much cheese."

Geiger

My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
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Fellow

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

MEME LORD

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Mr. CheezFartz

I like mine's extra cheesy!

A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Obama. The text on the image reads: "Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich".

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a sandwich with a pigeon inside. Text appears above the image saying "You have joined the public group #veganss" and text below the image says "You have been removed from the group".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."

Izzawa

🤣🤣🤣

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a winged character with horns asks another character with a halo, "SIR, WHAT ARE YOU?". The second panel shows the character with a halo holding two pieces of bread to his face, answering "AN IDIOT SANDWICH."

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package has been photoshopped to say "Hot Rockets" and "Vietnam Flashbacks" with the description "screams in the distance" and "extra vivid". A black and white image of a soldier and military equipment is placed inside the Hot Pocket.

Heroin Monkey

A Subway restaurant is shown with a sandwich. Text overlaid states, "Subway offers sandwiches in exchange for money."

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Hot Pockets package. The text on the package is modified to say "Dryer Lint" with "Extra Dusty" below. The filling of the Hot Pocket is a grayish color and there is a white dot and a blue dot in the filling. In the bottom left there is an image of a washing machine.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box is shown with the text "Hot Pockets" on the top and "sandwiches" below. A hot pocket is shown cut open with blue bubbles inside. The text "Trombone Spit" is below the label. A trombone is shown diagonally.

Face mcshooty

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Adolf kitler

A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

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