Crust jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Pizza Hut.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Curry.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"