A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Pizza Hut.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Id make a joke about pizza, but its too cheesy. I know yall have too thick of a crust to get it!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
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