Sandwich

Sandwich jokes

Astronaut

Where do astronauts ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ keep their sandwiches ๐Ÿฅช?

In their launch box! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚

9/11

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

Bite

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

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  • Lesbian

    Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

    Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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  • Bread

    Why donโ€™t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?

    They donโ€™t fancy bread!

    Desert

    Why will we never get hungry in the desert?

    We have lots of sand-which's.

    Woman

    There is only one reason why I find women useful.

    That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

    Pig

    What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

    A ham sandwich.

    Bite

    I took a bite of my lunch. โ€œIs that a sand witch?!โ€

    Allergy

    When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

    Vegetable

    Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.