Sandwich Jokes

Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!

U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like

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bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

sandwich’s are yummy 😋

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain

I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas

Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.

if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after

Some guy: making a sandwich

Me: rages to put the ham in

bread

Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.