Sandwich jokes
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.