Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
