"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
I once saw a one handed man in a second hand store. I said to him: "i don't think they have what you're looking for sir"
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Doctor: you'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you're in my son
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son
Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
No one: The indians steering the ship: “SIR I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD I WILL CRASH THIS SHIP INTO THE BRIDGE”
A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
What do you call an abo with a shotgun? Sir.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."
