Said jokes

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.

The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"