The Disappearing Teacher

I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.

The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute walnut. The kid called the teacher a pedo. If predators vanish from the ecosystem, the teacher vanishes too. You're so dim you probably think a predator is just a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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