Ugly Contest Disqualification

  • Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is simple hyperbole. The 'yo mama' character is described as so incredibly ugly that she's considered a 'professional' at it, like a pro athlete in a regular game. So, she gets kicked out of the amateur ugly contest because she's just *too* good at being ugly. You're welcome, now go practice your spelling.

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  • being fat has noting to do with being ugly

    Managerial Snailfish

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