Said

Said jokes

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Teacher

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Ps5

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Memes

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Job

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Homophone

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

Baby

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

Sibling

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

God

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

God

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Science Teacher

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."