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Money

Cupツ · 2 years ago
  • true to some ppl

    A woman in a pink top and black shorts is bending over the front of a car. The text reads: I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50. GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT PORCH REPAINTED.
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  • Home

    MysteryGirl · 3 years ago
  • 😮‍💨 KAREN

    The image shows a woman with wide eyes and a slightly disturbing smile. The text reads: "It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps said it takes 12. Who is she?"
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  • Love

    God · 3 years ago
  • <3 he said it back

    A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".
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  • Man

    Erichh · 3 years ago
  • A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.
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  • Parent

    Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago
  • Worst punishment of all

    A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”
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  • Police

    gta v god · 3 years ago
  • gta v police be like

    The image shows a split view. On the left is a screenshot of a character in the video game GTA V standing in front of a car with a city in the background. On the right, there is a real-life image of a police car crashing into another car. The text above the crashed police car reads "PULL OVER", and below it reads "I SAID PULL OVER". The top of the image reads "GTA V police be like".
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  • Trap

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A three-panel comic strip shows Deadpool and Spiderman. In the first panel, Deadpool says "Booby traps." The second panel has Deadpool standing with his arms folded, and Spiderman looks confused. In the third panel, Deadpool points his finger in a gun-like manner and laughs while stating, "You said, 'traps.'"
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  • Trap

    Wade XL · 2 years ago
  • A three-panel image with Deadpool and Spider-Man. In the first panel, Deadpool says, "Booby traps." In the second panel, Deadpool is looking at Spider-Man with crossed arms. In the third panel, Deadpool points a finger and is laughing while saying, "you said, 'traps.'"
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  • Man

    Apollo · 1 year ago
  • FUCK YEA

    The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.
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  • Cat

    Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
  • A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."
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  • Man

    Swf · 7 months ago
  • A painting of Joseph Stalin in a military uniform is on the left. On the right, text reads: "When I said I support equal voting rights, I meant men shouldn't vote either." - Stalin
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  • Superhero

    Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
  • A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."
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  • Seatbelt

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A still from a cartoon video, showing a character (a minion) with a surprised expression. Above it, the text says, "My son flying through the windshield after I said 'seatbelts are for girls'".  Below the scene, it says "@sigma_gorilla".
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  • Funeral

    Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
  • A screenshot of a social media post featuring a video game landscape with text overlay that reads: "Yo bro no disrespect but if you go to my funeral I ain't going to yours". Below the video, the comment section is visible, showing a user named johnny asking "why" and another user named reapingraq pointing out that someone actually asked why.
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  • Gucci

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."
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  • Car

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.
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  • Bill

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.
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  • People

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A selfie of a dark-skinned man wearing white goggles and a white head covering. He looks annoyed. In the background, several people are scattered around a snowy hill, some on sleds, and one man is kneeling to strap in a snowboard.
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  • Relationship

    The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.
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  • Blue

    R3Y · 2 years ago
  • A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"
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