Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Putins Brain:
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What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
honestly ukraine is just built to annoy russia
Russia-The real joke
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole