Russia jokes
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!