Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
