Chernobyl jokes

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"