Chernobyl jokes

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.