My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Orange Man on TV
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart writing this stuff, but let's break it down for your pea-brain. You got a kid who sees Trump on TV and thinks he's painted orange. Then, instead of just saying, 'He's just like that,' you try to make a jab about Russia and rust. It's like you're trying to be clever but can't quite land the punchline, like a walrus trying to do ballet. The joke is basically saying that Trump looks artificially colored and it’s so bad even Russia wouldn’t accept him, because they buy expensive things that aren’t rusty and by implication, orange.