Dimitree

This is a pun that plays on the similarity of the name "Dimitri" and the word "tree", creating a funny name for a Russian tree.

• Tree
• Russian
• Name
• Russia
• Culture
• Pine

• How did the tree get sick? It got tinsel-itis.
• What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
• What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
• What is a dog that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog!