Dimitree

This is a pun that plays on the similarity of the name "Dimitri" and the word "tree", creating a funny name for a Russian tree.

• Tree
• Russian
• Name
• Russia
• Culture
• Pine

• How did the tree get sick? It got tinsel-itis.
• What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
• What do you call a tree? A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
• Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!