Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. You can't even handle simple questions, can you? So here's the deal: Chernobyl, a real place in Russia, had a massive nuclear accident. It's all messed up with radiation. The joke is about Russian underpants being contaminated with fallout from the Chernobyl incident. It is a dark joke that is making fun of a real tragedy, got it?
MidgetMan946
Chernobyl's in Ukraine you idiot!
Darkness of Being
It was Soviet when it happened.