100+ Best Russia Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chess

7 views · JAred · 4 years ago

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

Match

2 views · Jfk jr · 4 years ago

Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!

War

24 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

Antifa

10 views · Jfk jr · 4 years ago

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

War

2 views · Jfk jr · 4 years ago

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

Weapon

Nitishgargggg · 4 years ago

Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...

Ass

2 views · HASAN · 4 years ago

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

Market

101 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Freedom

82 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.

Communism

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person puts their hand on their face in a gesture of disbelief or frustration. Above them is a list of countries associated with communism, and a statement saying "When someone on reddit tells you communism is great but that... just did it wrong".

Meme

10 views · countryhumans memes · 1 year ago

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

Moon

2 views · Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A news report on a space mission failure with the headline "Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon" and the text "Do you blame it? Like it is Russian after all" above the news report. The news source is BBC.

Diversity

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from 4chan shows a message that reads: "If white ethnonationalism is so great, then why are 100% white countries like Russia, Moldova, Argentina, Poland and Lithuania such shitholes while USA, the most diverse country, is the worlds leading superpower? Let's face it: diversity is our strength."

Pornography

105 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Knots~

A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

Exercise

2 views · countryhumans memes · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

Cancer

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A social media post featuring a tweet from 'Globe Eye News' account, displaying a verified badge and the handle '@GlobeEyeNews'. The tweet announces 'BREAKING: Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.' Below the text are two side-by-side images: on the left, a portrait of Vladimir Putin; on the right, a gloved hand holding a small vial labeled 'CANCER VACCINE'. Above the tweet, additional text reads 'The World is Healing 🙏 #Free #vaccine'.

Trick

1 view · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic with crudely drawn countryballs representing Poland and Russia. In the first panel, Poland is outside a door, calling, "Russia, be come here." In the second panel, Russia peeks out from behind the door and asks, "What is want, Polan?" In the third panel, Poland says, "Russia am trick!" and Russia yells "BLYAT!!!" while turning red and expanding. In the final panel, a Soviet Union countryball emerges from behind the door, laughing, "XaXaXa!!! Polan cannot into the trick Rossiya. OH KURWA!"

Community talk

Anonymous

Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course it’s likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen

GermanyContryhumans0973

Russia off camera

Lovely perv

Nato should go to war with Russia before they terrorise and commit war crimes on another country innocent people being killed and torchered and children being raped because of Putin and the Russian empire