What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
Russia-The real joke
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
hippity hoppity dont abolish my property
In America, you work on plantation In Soviet Russia, plantation work on you!
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
In America, you find Waldo In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire