You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
What is the country that aways in a rush? Russia
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
Ukraine vs Russia is Csgo live the movie!
Putin be like that boat is now submarine!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
