What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Run Jokes
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
