Run jokes
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.